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Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE, here are some few facts

  • It’s teeth were over 7 inches long
  • It’s bite can deliver from 10.2-18.6 tons of force, enough to crush a prehistoric whale’s skull like a grape
  • It feasted on prehistoric whales, dolphins, squids, fish, and even giant turtles 
  • It’s fossils have been found all over the world
  • No one knows why it went extinct


That last fact is the scariest fact

1 day ago / 121,469 notes / pancakeenthusiast / sixpenceee


Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.

You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.

1 day ago / 72,892 notes / pancakeenthusiast / mcdammit-deactivated20140424


The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

1 day ago / 41,940 notes / siximposibilities / bedlamsbard


so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

1 day ago / 307,119 notes / siximposibilities / castielsteenwolf


employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

1 day ago / 65,525 notes / siximposibilities / thelilnan


what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

1 day ago / 85,057 notes / clara-who / averagefairy



Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.

also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books

1 day ago / 34,032 notes / zaritian / feministd1rection



But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!

1 day ago / 35,635 notes / siximposibilities / lydiduh


SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

1 day ago / 161,203 notes / siximposibilities / zenpencils


Original Blaine Solos | [listen here]

A playlist with the original versions of songs sung by Blaine (Darren Criss) on Glee.

Teenage Dream - Katy Perry | Hey, Soul Sister - Train | Bills, Bills, Bills - Destiny’s Child | When I Get You Alone - Robin Thicke | Silly Love Songs - Paul Mccartney | Misery - Maroon 5 | Raise Your Glass - P!nk | Somewhere Only We Know - Keane | It’s Not Unusual - Tom Jones | Something’s Coming - West Side Story | Last Friday Night (TGIF) - Katy Perry | Wanna Be Startin’ Something - Michael Jackson | Cough Syrup - Young the Giant | Fighter - Christina Aguilera | It’s Not Right, But It’s OK - Whitney Houston | It’s Time - Imagine Dragons | Everybody Wants to Rule The World - Tears for Fears | Hopelessly Devoted to You - Grease | Beauty School Drop Out - Grease | Dark Side - Kelly Clarkson | Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen | I Still Believe - Mariah Carey | Against All Odds - Phil Collins | All You Need Is Love - The Beatles | Piano Man - Billy Joel | You’re My Best Friend - Queen | Not While I’m Around - Sweeney Todd | All Of Me - John Legend

1 day ago / 781 notes / adorkabledarrencriss / sancriss




New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

Read the thing people.

the apology thing is really important because the second you do that the mistake becomes about you and your feelings and it becomes my job to console you after having my own feelings hurt.

1 day ago / 64,700 notes / tyleroakley / robothugscomic





Posted by philburt

yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.

And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

1 day ago / 199,860 notes / pancakeenthusiast / imgfave


#he’s like ‘oh fuck it why do i even try and be angry when my boyfriend is so fucking perfect and cute and flawless’

1 day ago / 10,674 notes / siximposibilities / maewhitwoman

  • I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
  • My inbox fucked up and ate the message
  • I have nothing else interesting to say
  • I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
  • I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
  • I hate you and never want to see you again

1 day ago / 172,426 notes / pancakeenthusiast / hanadoodles



And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

1 day ago / 126,807 notes / pancakeenthusiast / kanyeuniversecity