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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

10 hours ago / 200,906 notes / hippiecas / squidwurd

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

10 hours ago / 126,948 notes / hippiecas / urbran

favourite photos of this angel

10 hours ago / 352 notes / fuckyeahstarkidpotter / bowtiescarves

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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10 hours ago / 58,313 notes / hippiecas / beksboys

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

10 hours ago / 305,238 notes / hippiecas / hannahbowl

karnzter:

The notes for Gavin that Chris typed on his Mac.

10 hours ago / 8,486 notes / hippiecas / karnzter

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

10 hours ago / 191,817 notes / iknownothingsmakingsense / bethchilds00

donnacabonna:

when you forget to ask your waiter for something

10 hours ago / 226,862 notes / chatterboxrose / 4gifs

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

10 hours ago / 25,129 notes / cuddlylittlequeer / lindseybluth

They can’t touch us, or what we have.

10 hours ago / 747 notes / kurtlaine / joeanna

10 hours ago / 145,272 notes / springramblings / wildpens

pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

10 hours ago / 376,940 notes / monchelesunsets / imqu3llyb

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

10 hours ago / 224,498 notes / monchelesunsets / lejazzhot

therealxtina:

the true gay icons

10 hours ago / 150,885 notes / monchelesunsets / therealxtina

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

10 hours ago / 267,602 notes / monchelesunsets / unsuccessfulmetalbenders