PREHISTORIC SHARK: MEGALODON
Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE, here are some few facts
- It’s teeth were over 7 inches long
- It’s bite can deliver from 10.2-18.6 tons of force, enough to crush a prehistoric whale’s skull like a grape
- It feasted on prehistoric whales, dolphins, squids, fish, and even giant turtles
- It’s fossils have been found all over the world
- No one knows why it went extinct
That last fact is the scariest fact
Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.
You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.
The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.
also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books
But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!
"He’s going to touch me… there!”
[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]
What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry | Hey, Soul Sister - Train | Bills, Bills, Bills - Destiny’s Child | When I Get You Alone - Robin Thicke | Silly Love Songs - Paul Mccartney | Misery - Maroon 5 | Raise Your Glass - P!nk | Somewhere Only We Know - Keane | It’s Not Unusual - Tom Jones | Something’s Coming - West Side Story | Last Friday Night (TGIF) - Katy Perry | Wanna Be Startin’ Something - Michael Jackson | Cough Syrup - Young the Giant | Fighter - Christina Aguilera | It’s Not Right, But It’s OK - Whitney Houston | It’s Time - Imagine Dragons | Everybody Wants to Rule The World - Tears for Fears | Hopelessly Devoted to You - Grease | Beauty School Drop Out - Grease | Dark Side - Kelly Clarkson | Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen | I Still Believe - Mariah Carey | Against All Odds - Phil Collins | All You Need Is Love - The Beatles | Piano Man - Billy Joel | You’re My Best Friend - Queen | Not While I’m Around - Sweeney Todd | All Of Me - John Legend
Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents.
My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything - my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything.
Read the thing people.
the apology thing is really important because the second you do that the mistake becomes about you and your feelings and it becomes my job to console you after having my own feelings hurt.
Posted by philburt
yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.
And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.